Am I the only one who has just fucking had it with these fucking Trump deniers? I mean, seriously. What more does this clown-in-chief need to do before the people who voted for him acknowledge they elected an incompetent liar to run the country?
Find yourself under possible criminal investigation? Just fire the investigators. Your Attorney General demonstrates basic professionalism by recusing himself from investigating the guy who appointed him? Throw him under the bus in the national media. Don’t like the way the press is reporting on your bullshit? Turn off all the cameras.
See, this is what I’m talking about; I get so furious at the willful ignorance of my fellow Americans that I can’t see straight. I’m not exactly sure when we all decided facts no longer mean anything, and neither do results. As long as we keep electing the guys with all the money who promise not to raise our taxes while delivering incredible government services, we’re all good, right?
As a pragmatic progressive with real experience in government, the entire scenario we are witnessing is simply mind numbing. I can no longer feel parts of my brain because processing the daily stream of insane fuckery just hurts too much.
I am sick and tired of trying to defend truths which are self-evident. Pretending science is subjective is chipping away at my soul. I’m exhausted from swimming upstream to protect those who refuse to acknowledge they need protection. If you don’t realize Donald Trump’s presidency is an unprecedented disaster unfolding in real time, you’re beyond political redemption.
So how about we try this instead?
Congratulations. patriots. You win. America is now great again, whatever the fuckity fuck that means. Let’s all sit back, crack open a cold one and enjoy our utopia together. There’s only one catch; when shit goes bad, it’s everyone for themselves. You geniuses are on your own.
I don’t want to hear about how your coal job never came back because it was never going to in the first place.
I don’t want to hear about your kid being born with three arms and no toes because to your utter amazement, dumping carcinogens into our water supply causes actual birth defects.
I don’t want to hear about how it’s impossible to get medical care for your little mutant child because no insurance company will cover a pre-existing condition of “toxic oopsy-daisy.”
I don’t want to hear why prices at WalMart are through the roof because of a litany of trade wars, or how those trade wars led to real wars and now people are dying for no good reason.
None of the above will be my fucking problem, so good luck with all of that. I’ll be tempted to say “I told you so,” but what’s the point? You’ll just blame it all on someone else anyhow.
Instead of trying to stop you from setting your country on fire because you like to play with matches and gasoline, maybe it’s time to let the motherfucker burn to the ground. Maybe we need to burn it all down before we realize just how badly we’re fucking up the great American Experiment because we’re too greedy, stubborn, and goddamned stupid to exercise basic common sense to solve our problems.
And to anyone who gets all triggered and comes back with the tired “both sides act this way” bullshit, fuck you most of all. Your willingness to make excuses for this colossal clusterfuck unfolding around us is just fucking insane. Defending collusion with an enemy foreign country so egregious it could be considered treason before it’s all done doesn’t make you a patriot. It makes you an asshole. It makes so much of this mess your fault because you are pouring gas on the dumpster fire going on around you.
You want to be a conservative? Fine. I have no problem with conservatives, but it’s your responsibility to know what the fuck conservatism entails. The modern Republican party, by which I mean the clowns in elected office actively enabling this shit, have lost their way by bowing down to assholes like the Koch Brothers. This blind loyalty among our elected officials is born of either fear of being tossed aside for another puppet or the pure lack of ability to comprehend the bullshit spewing from their own mouths. So while we’re at it, fuck you too, Congress and State Legislatures.
I can’t wait to see everyone pull themselves up by their bootstraps because it’s apparently so easy for the people at the bottom of the food chain, right? Should be fun to watch people killing each other over who gets to work for three dollars an hour with no benefits.
Sitting back and letting America become so great it finally explodes will be as fun as hell. I’m tempted to point out the entire concept is little more than Darwinism on crack, but I realize Darwinism is a word which could cause your circuits to overload. Let’s just say it will be like when Jesus watched the big dinosaurs eat all the little dinosaurs when God created the Earth five thousand years ago. Sounds cool, right?
In conclusion, you’re fucking up America, it truly is your fault, it’s not politics as usual, and when the shit hits the fan, you’re on your own. You are why we can’t have nice things. You don’t need “elitist liberals” and their fancy “civil rights” and “government protections.” You’re winners. You win bigly.
The sad part is I’m starting to believe the only way America will likely ever be great again, or even functional again, is if we let this train wreck play out to its grisly conclusion, casualties be damned.