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Congressman Guy Reschenthaler, a Republican representing Pennsylvania’s 14th District, recently traveled to the United States/Mexico border to take photos designed to make him look important as a way to compensate for his shortcomings as a legislator, his lack of compassion for people of color, and presumably, a small penis. Reschenthaler and several Congressional colleagues visited Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facilities in McAllen, Donna, and Los Fresnos, Texas, where they saw firsthand the security and humanitarian crisis currently unfolding due to the inhumane actions of the Trump administration, (which Reschenthaler blindly supports). “This Crisis at the Border is Deeply Troubling, Even Though I Totally Support Trump Putting Brown Kids in Cages.” “What I witnessed in the Rio Grande Valley was deeply troubling,” said Reschenthaler. “Even…

Donald Trump isn’t the only crazy thing in the news these days. Here are 10 real stories that actually happened last week: 10. Save The Date: Starting August 7 You Can Get Married At Taco Bell This is not a joke. Apparently, 150 couples had so little respect for their spouse-to-be, they entered a contest to win an actual wedding at Taco Bell. The hardest part is deciding what bathroom to go to for the honeymoon. 9. Elgin men tried to pass off pancake mix as $27,000 worth of cocaine, police say Ah, yes. The old “cocaine for pancake mix swap out” game; it’s like three card monte for the criminally stupid. You have to figure these guys will end up working in the prison kitchen before it’s all said and done. Or…

There aren’t may jobs more interesting than being a stripper but as these confessions show, strippers are like snowflakes. No two are alike. Unless they’re twins, which is a whole other level of messed up. Here are thirteen of the more interesting confessions from Whisper which might change the way you think (but probably won’t). 1.  Don’t assume all strippers are rolling in cash. 2.  Then again, maybe we were quick to judge. Anyone notice how he slipped doing blow every night right before paying his taxes? #conflicted 3.  But apparently, some strippers are apparently really underpaid. Like “living on Taco Bell” underpaid. (Does anyone else wonder if her Taco Bell diet might contribute to her low earnings?) 4.  Apparently, you can be a good mother…