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Politics
reschenthaler
September 12, 2019

Local Congressman/Racist Honored by Thumb Sniffing Exchange with President Trump

Congressman Guy Reschenthaler, a Republican who represents Pennsylvania’s 14th Congressional District despite a history of supporting radical racists and homophobes, was honored by President Donald J. Trump during a visit to the White House earlier this week. After a moment of silence for the entire population of Alabama for surviving Hurricane Dorian, the pair spent... Read More
Fake News, Featured, Funny, Politics, Satire
scott perry kids
August 5, 2019

What is Congressman Scott Perry Afraid Of? Maybe More Than We Realize.

This photo of Congressman Scott Perry (PA-10) talking to young African-American children while WEARING A GODDAMN BULLETPROOF VEST may be the: WORST. PHOTO-OP. EVER. While it would be easy to assume the picture was photoshopped or otherwise altered, it appears on Perry’s official website. The level of political tone-deafness needed to think posting a photo... Read More
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tom sawyer trump racist
July 18, 2019

How About We Make Racism Unacceptable Again?

So Donald Trump’s tweeted that four progressive women of color serving in the House of Representatives should go back to the countries they came from, with the clear implication being that they are somehow less than American because of the color of their skin. The fact that Ayanna Pressley, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib were... Read More
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guy reschenthaler
June 13, 2019

Very Important Congressman Guy Reschenthaler Stages Photo-Op at Border, Hopes to Star in “CSI: White Nationalism” Spin-Off

Congressman Guy Reschenthaler, a Republican representing Pennsylvania’s 14th District, recently traveled to the United States/Mexico border to take photos designed to make him look important as a way to compensate for his shortcomings as a legislator, his lack of compassion for people of color, and presumably, a small penis. Reschenthaler and several Congressional colleagues visited... Read More
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impeach donald trump
June 6, 2019

To Impeach, or Not to Impeach Trump? The Answer is Yes, and Why it Matters for 2020 and Beyond

To impeach, or not to impeach? That is the question currently being posed by pundits, politicos, and increasingly by Democrats in Congress. Lest anyone remain unconvinced, the answer is yes- Congress must open an impeachment inquiry of Donald Trump. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is playing her cards exceptionally close to her designer vest, going as... Read More
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abb property cecil pa
May 5, 2019

“Part of a Larger Project”- Is Cecil’s ABB Property Deal About Environmental Cleanup or a Secret Plan for Private Development?

A secret meeting with the County Redevelopment Authority. A grant application with a road to nowhere. An implication, if not an outright accusation, that a supervisor’s signature was forged on that grant application. And a signature page of seemingly increasing importance that has gone mysteriously missing. Welcome to Cecil Township, where the politics are apparently... Read More
Cancer Cluster, Featured, Politics
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cecil township ABB property jesse white
April 14, 2019

The Cecil Township/ABB Property Mess: A Deep Dive into a Toxic Township’s Toxic Deal

Let’s start by stating the painfully obvious. For the past several years, the Board of Supervisors of Cecil Township, Washington County, Pennsylvania has been led by possibly a few of the dumbest human beings on Earth. Over the past several years, the Township has pursued policies ranging from pointless to regressive to downright moronic, garnering... Read More
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